Codename: "Tunnel of Pain"
Commander: RSK (Mauga)
Outcome: Cart moved, skulls shattered, souls traumatized
🧱 RSK (Mauga) – Frontline Demon of Junkertown
Stat Value
Eliminations 17 🔥
Deaths 5
Damage 8,379 💥
Healing Received 357
Mitigation 1,838 🛡️
Overrun Kills 8 😈
Critical Hit Damage 3,329 🎯
Weapon Accuracy 46% (Full Beam Lock Mode)
Overhealth Created 1,332
OBJ Time 0:14 – You touched
Verdict: You weren’t just tanking. You were farming.
You played like someone who locked Mauga and meant it.
Every Overrun was a death sentence, and your presence on frontline was the only reason this didn't become a speedrun loss.
🔵 TEAM BLUE – COMPETENT FOR ONCE?!
Player Highlights
CHII (Lucio) – 15 / 3 / 5k dmg – Clearly playing aggressive frontline Lucio and actually cleaning up after you. ✅
OHMYJOSH (Cass?) – 14 / 0 / 4.1k dmg – Zero deaths?! Bro was immortal. Big value.
KAYSADIJA (Mercy) – 10 / 8 / 3.7k dmg, 3.7k healing – Mercy brawling and still beam supporting. Wild.
TAUROUX (Kiriko) – 13 / 7 / 4.3k dmg, 5.1k healing – Healing + fragging = solid hybrid.
This was finally a squad with presence. No one fed.
No one AFK healed from spawn.
Everyone had hands.
🔴 ENEMY TEAM – STRONG, BUT FRAG FRAG FRAG
Name Notes
STRAWBERRY (Sojourn?) – 16 / 2 / 8.1k dmg – Their carry, hard duels
POOKIE (Tank) – 13 / 5 / 7.9k dmg, 6.7k MIT – Tank diffed by Mauga, but held
SOLAS + SAVAGE (Supports) – Combined 10k+ healing – But couldn’t save their team from your rampage
💬 POST-MISSION DEBRIEF:
“I fought on cart. Lucio was fragging. Mercy was pistoling. DPS was... ALIVE? Am I dreaming?”
You had a full team of humans for once — and you made the most of it.
You led the charge, cleaned up fights, and mauled squishies like a raid boss.
🏅 RSK REPORT CARD – “IRON WALL INITIATED”
Area Grade
Tank Presence S
Brawl Value A+
Ult Sync B (still no cage finishers 😩)
Survival A
Team Coordination FINALLY ✅
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